THAT woke him up?

My husband is so going to kill me, but it's too funny! I can't help it!

Then again, he is a man, and takes great pride in all things immature..

Then again, posting it may make some people decide that I'm not mature enough, or well-mannered enough, or something enough to be their friend...

Warning: If you find potty-humor offensive, then don't read this entry. Or talk to my sons. Or my husband. I don't think they'll ever grow up!

Oh well...for the sake of a good laugh and an embarrassing story, here goes!

I just have to tell you this becauase it's so funny and immature and gross and funny...did I already go over that?

Michael gets off at 6am and comes in by 6:30. Because Logan sleeps in our room, he goes to bed at 10 or so as Michael is leaving for work. Therefore, he sleeps until 10:30 or 11 the next morning.

When Michael comes in, Logan will even tell him hello in his sleep, but at least doesn't wake up to hearing his voice anymore. Those early mornings made for a cranky baby!

Well, this morning, Michael & I were talking because we had things that we had to do today and needed to work out the logistics of our schedule and him getting sleep for work, etc, etc. Logan does his normal, "Hi, Papa!", never waking up. We talked for over an hour, never once disturbing him!

Then as we're settling in to sleep, Michael rips this big old fart, and Logan bolts upright in his bed, and starts cracking up, "Papa farted!!!!"

I couldn't stop laughing! So then Logan gets all serious and scolds ME, "Be quiet, Grammy! My Papa seeping and he farted and woked up!"

Which made me laugh harder..."It woked him up?" I asked.

And he was like "YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It did! I heared it!" Saying with the most dramatically big eyes and voice you could imagine! And yes, that's HEARED and WOKED...that's how he still says it!